Sex, yes, sex. That's what we're going to talk about, along with your iPhone, because here's a new sex device that works with the iPhone.

In the future, more people will be having on sex on the Internet than they do in real life. They'll say the reason for this is to cut down on sexually transmitted diseases, and that no one has to leave the comfort of their couch to get it on. So, how would two people without self-masturbation accomplish sex over the Internet? Sexual gadgets — ones that can be controlled by someone a million miles away, as long as he/she has an Internet connection and an iPhone.

The naughty folks at Durex announced a new product called "Fundawear," that is essentially undergarments loaded with touch technology that allows the person wearing it to feel those tingly feelings of sex. These undergarments, which consist of a bra and underpants, are controlled by a smartphone application. The app gives you the choice to choose which gender your partner is, and it has actual diagrams of your partner's crotch and top.

By dragging your finger across the diagram, you'll be stimulating that special area of your partner right from the comfort of your humble abode. Gone are the days of ending that online relationship prematurely with that certain someone because they live 2,000 miles away; now you can drag it out a little longer with "Fundawear."

Guess what, ladies and gentlemen? "Fundawear" is also a vibrator; you didn't think Durex was foolish enough to forget about that one important feature, did you?

What can we expect of technology like this in a few years? Online porn stars might end up wearing these things for one-on-one virtual sex with paying customers in their offices, and it could improve long distance relationships.

However, there is one thing "Fundawear" could make into a popular pastime, and that is public solo masturbation. If someone is going to purchase this product from Durex, they'll have an iPhone, they'll download the app, and they will sit beside you in that bus or taxi and who knows what will be going on? You'll most likely not know, but think twice when you see that person near you twitching and breathing heavily, for something could be at work down below!